Posted by Witch Doctor on June 15, 2000 at 23:53:37:
It is pouring down rain here, I'm bored to death, and ya'll may not have seen some of these. So in no particular order...
1- Bikers have more fun than people do.
2- Black clothes don't show oil stains. Very important with the Savage :-)
3- If it has wheels or a weding band, look out, you're heading for trouble!
4- Bikers are a rare breed, Harley riders are a dime a dozen.
5- Real bikes come in only one color, rattle can flat black. That way you can repaint it whenever you feel like and noone is the wiser.
6- There are old bikers. There are fast bikers. there are no old fast bikers.
7- Darwin and motorcycles go together like flies on s**t. There is definitely a process involved that weeds out those unfit to ride.
8- Rat bikers have more fun.
9- It doesn't matter what you ride or who with. If you're cool, you're cool. If not, hit the road.
10- There is no such thing as an abused bike. Just various stages of breaking in.
11- Old bikes and good whiskey, both get better with age.
12- If you can't ride it or take it to bed, it ain't worth having.
13- Chrome won't get you home. But it might get you laid. ;-)
14- It doesn't matter how big it is or how much it cost if you don't know how to use it.
15- A bike on a trailer is like... a fish out of water; a one legged man in an asskicking contest; a yuppie poser scum wannabe biker without a ride.
Okay, enough is enough. I have a lot more that are very offensive. Ask Intrudn, I bested him with one a couple weeks ago.
-WD
I wish it would quit raining long enough to pull some parts. I hear the baby bike crying for its new coat of paint.